Eating seeds as a pastime activity

I recognize far too much of these descriptions of toxicity.

Bots bots bots!

You may not know it, but I have written my fair share of bots.

I'm ok, you're ok

I have been attending therapy sessions for four months.

The Land of Infinite Fun

No, the title's not a coded reference to Infinite Jest - despite how it may feel, I don't talk about it all the time - merely most of it (I am fully aware that Infinite Jest fans are the worst, and hope to tread the line between ironic and annoying)

A Jackson always blogs his shows

Bit of a cheat one, this time - I finally caught up with Game of Thrones a couple of weekends ago (up from halfway through Season Three), and spent a large chunk of that time frantically live-texting my reactions to George. Unfortunately everything before Season Six was lost in a phone-swap, but see below for your edification my frenzied reactions to one of the best seasons of TV I've ever seen.

Rock, Flag, and Eagle

Today marks one month since I moved to the U.S. of A., making this officially no longer a holiday (the longest holiday time I've spent anywhere was a month in Barbados - though it'll still be another month before this takes Seattle's crown of "longest continuous time outside the U.K.").

A brief checkin

Nothing much today.

Technology - or, how I learned to stop worrying and spread happiness

Now seems like a pretty good time to restart this blog. I'm less than two weeks from embarking on my greatest adventure yet - moving to San Francisco - and I'm sure that, looking back, I'll want to have a better record of that time than blurry pictures and meta-referential tweets. Plus, it will hopefully provide a means of reconnection to the folks back home, and an opportunity to practice the type of writing that isn't overly concerned with bracket-placement and semi-colons.

A Community Carol

T'was the night before Sixmas, when all through the Net,
Not a download was stirring - it hadn't launched yet.
The browsers were pointed at Yahoo with care,
In hopes that Community soon would be there.

Jarvis, Mk. I Alpha

I've always been a bit of a sucker for the idea of home automation, but have never got around to investing in any of the hardware necessary to make it a reality. This evening, though, I thought it would be rather near to set a process running on my Pi that would be aware of my presence, as a "hook" on which to hang future actions should I invest in such everyday essentials as, say, Internet-connected lightbulbs.

The obvious "input" would be to switch behaviour based on whether my phone was connected to Home WiFi or not. Handily, I can set a static IP for my phone, so this can be easily ping'd.

As a first stab, I tried the following (as jarvis.py, naturally):

#!/usr/bin/env python
import subprocess

PHONE_IP = '192.168.0.6'

def isHome():
    with open(subprocess.os.devnull,'w') as DEVNULL:
        output = subprocess.Popen(["fping","-c","1",PHONE_IP],stdout=DEVNULL,stderr=DEVNULL,shell=False)
        output.communicate()
        return output.returncode == 0

def main():
    wasHome = True
    while True:
        homeness = isHome()
        if wasHome != homeness:
            print 'state changed to ' + str(homeness)
            wasHome = homeness

if __name__ == '__main__':
    main()

This ran into a problem, though - ping, though pretty reliable, isn't guaranteed to succeed. I was getting false positives all over the place. I introduced a "buffering" system in the next iteration, as well as an actual action to be taken (emailing myself a "Welcome Home!" note, via mutt)

#!/usr/bin/env python
import subprocess

PHONE_IP = '192.168.0.6'
CACHING_LEVEL = 3

def isHome():
    with open(subprocess.os.devnull,'w') as DEVNULL:
        output = subprocess.Popen(["fping","-c","1",PHONE_IP],stdout=DEVNULL,stderr=DEVNULL,shell=False)
        output.communicate()
        return output.returncode == 0

def onHomenessChange(homeness):
    if homeness:
        p1 = subprocess.Popen(['echo'],stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
        p2 = subprocess.Popen(['mutt','-s','Welcome home!','scubbojj@gmail.com'],stdin=p1.stdout, stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
        p2.communicate()

def main():
    previousHomenessState = True
    cachedHomenessStates = [True]*CACHING_LEVEL
    while True:
        homeness = isHome()
        cachedHomenessStates = cachedHomenessStates[1:] + [homeness]
        if previousHomenessState != homeness and (not any(cachedHomenessStates) if previousHomenessState else all(cachedHomenessStates)):
            onHomenessChange(homeness)
            previousHomenessState = homeness

if __name__ == '__main__':
    main()

This way, the "change" has to last for CACHING_LEVEL number of pings before it registers. If your ping is regularly blipping out for more than three consecutive attempts, well, you've probably got bigger problems on your hands.

I'm pretty proud of the if clause in main(), which checks that:

1. the latest "homeness" value is different from the oldest recorded one, and that
2. all the recorded "homeness" values (except the oldest one) are the same - I could have achieved the same with something like reduce(lambda x, y: x and y, [cachedHomenessStates[i] == cachedHomenessStates[i+1] for i in range(len(cachedHomenessStates) - 1)]), which would arguably have been more readable and less clever, but I couldn't not use this once I'd thought of it!

But wait! When you close the ssh connection, this process will end! Never fear, nohup is here. Simply run nohup ./jarvis.py & and your process will merrily run until the end of time - the appended & sends the process into the background, and nohup means the process keeps running even after receiving the "hang-up" signal (sent by a disconnected ssh session).

For my next trick, I'll re-establish my torrent server, and set it to only be downloading when I'm not around and wanting my precious bandwidth. Anything else I should implement?

Still got a ways to go yet

The D-Word

Depression is a funny thing.

The most fun a girl can have

It's been at least a week since my last Twitterbot, so... ;)

A fresh install, a fresh start...

Thanks to a sketchy WiFi card, I was recently issued with a new work laptop. This provided a great prompt for a quasi-companion-piece to George's recent "What's in the bag" blog post - a run-down of all the software, apps, and plugins that I installed on a "bare" machine (with obvious disclaimer that Mac OSX is hardly "bare")

Pretty things are pretty

I'm a blogger. I blog. I am the one who blogs.

Just reminding you all of that, in case you had forgotten.

Thoughts on public transport

Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. It's been four months since my last blog post...

The best fact I heard today

From an email thread complaining about stores measuring the unit of price-per-unit in grams, ounces, and units for different items, making it harder to compare prices:

Assuming direct control

A few days ago, I was messing around with the OS X `say` command. While browsing the man pages, I noticed that you could pass an argument to change the voice. And then, well, this happened.

My shell-fu is weak, so please, feel free to speak up if you have any improvements!

I'm told that Linux users can use `espeak` as a replacement for `say`, but I can't promise that you will have Harbinger-like creepy whispers.

Language and thought

I'm baaaaack!

Late New Years' resolutions

A couple of weeks ago, I was browsing Hacker News when I happened upon Matthew Might's 12 resolutions for programmers. Eschewing the obvious "1920x1080" jokes, I read on, and realised that he actually had some very good points.

Linguistic rant time

English has been vexing me recently.